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05\/24\/2012 - Server maintenance tonight<\/a><\/div>
01\/23\/2012 - 2 New Stores Rolled Out!<\/a><\/div>
01\/17\/2012 - An evite from Gloria Lawson<\/a><\/div>
11\/22\/2011 - Backup DNS server in place, as promised!<\/a><\/div>
11\/14\/2011 - Security patch will be rolled out tonight<\/a><\/div>
11\/09\/2011 - Our sincere apologies for the downtime!<\/a><\/div>
11\/09\/2011 - Server Update 11\/9\/11<\/a><\/div>
11\/08\/2011 - Server update<\/a><\/div>
11\/08\/2011 - Server issues being investigated<\/a><\/div>
09\/17\/2011 - Server speed-ups and free website upgrades!<\/a><\/div><\/div>");